Tastenotes

Personalized for your flight

A printable tasting booklet for whatever you’re pouring this weekend.

Pick from 10 categories — wine, whiskey, beer, coffee, cocktails, cheese, olive oil, hot sauce, chocolate, tea — and paste in 3 to 8 items you’re pouring. We build a printable booklet with a how-to-taste cheatsheet, one double-spread per item with appearance / nose / palate / finish prompts, tear-off ballots, and a winner certificate. $5 flat, delivered in under 60 seconds, no subscription, no account.

For adults of legal drinking age where applicable.

Built around YOUR bottles

The items you type in are printed verbatim on each spread header. We never run them through an LLM to invent or annotate tasting notes about a real product.

Instant, not three-day Etsy

Etsy custom tasting cards ship in 2–4 days. Tastenotes delivers in under 60 seconds — useful when book club starts at seven and you just got home.

Ten categories, one shape

Wine, whiskey, beer, coffee, cocktails, cheese, olive oil, hot sauce, chocolate, tea. Each gets a category-general vocabulary cheatsheet tuned to your audience level.

Ballots and a winner certificate

Every booklet ends with tear-off ballot cards (one per taster) and a printable winner certificate. Pour, score, crown, done.

How it works

  1. 1. Pick the category & enter items. Choose wine, whiskey, coffee, etc. Paste 3–8 items — the bottle name plus anything you remember (region, vintage, price).
  2. 2. Pay $5. One checkout, no account, no subscription, no follow-up emails.
  3. 3. Print and pour. The PDF lands in your inbox in about a minute. Print it, hand it out, let the tasting run itself.

What’s this actually good for?

Book club wine flights. Bachelor whiskey nights. Side-by-side coffee comparisons for a Saturday morning. Cheese-and-wine evenings. A neighborhood hot-sauce shootout. Three olive oils your in-laws sent and you need to actually compare. Anywhere a structured tasting beats “everyone just drink whatever.”

Frequently asked

What if the vocabulary doesn't fit my items?

Our quality gate measures every booklet: if the vocabulary list came back with fewer than six terms or the PDF render failed, the order is flagged automatically and you can refund it from the order page for up to 90 days — no questions, no support thread.

What if I never opened the booklet?

If our logs show you never opened the order page or downloaded the PDF, you can refund the order yourself for up to 30 days from delivery. Same one-click button on the order page.

Anything else?

Email tastenotes@forage.bot and we'll work it out case-by-case — we're a small team and we read every message.